"J. David Buerk" (acousticaperture)
02/22/2014 at 00:34 • Filed to: vomit, drive, driving, throw up, throw, up, safety, motoring, motorist
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"J. David Buerk" (acousticaperture)
02/22/2014 at 00:34 • Filed to: vomit, drive, driving, throw up, throw, up, safety, motoring, motorist | 0
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Apparently there is a how-to for everything. Look what I stumbled across earlier.
http://m.wikihow.com/Vomit-While-Dr…
Interestingly, it offers some fair advice. Swallow your pride when you need to spew your guts: value your own / other's motoring safety over your own dignity, even if that means vomit on yourself in order to maintain vehicular control.
...I'll still aim for that window though...
desertdog5051
> J. David Buerk
02/22/2014 at 01:17 |
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Great advice, I guess.
MtrRider
> J. David Buerk
02/22/2014 at 01:41 |
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Satish Kondapavulur
> J. David Buerk
02/22/2014 at 03:38 |
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My tip: Aim outside the passenger side window. At all costs.
jkm7680
> J. David Buerk
02/22/2014 at 07:10 |
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If somebody vomits in my car. They shall ride strapped to the roof rack.
Spdwagen
> J. David Buerk
02/22/2014 at 21:50 |
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I was being a creeper and watching people from my mirrors. The people behind me were talking and the driver was making the "Universal Puke is coming and I don't know where to point it face." Now, the light turns green and everyone starts rolling forward. The driver, then, puts on a masters class of car control and projectile vomiting.
He somehow, got it together enough to A) roll down the window B)Stick his torso out of said window C) keep with the flow of traffic while staying in the lane D) Paint the turn lane with tummy water.
MLord Longshanks
> J. David Buerk
02/24/2014 at 12:09 |
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You know what I've found to be difficult? Sharting while driving a manual in traffic. You try to keep your butt off the seat in order to keep it from making more of a mess. You do this while using one leg to support your body while the other is working the pedals. Your support leg starts tiring out and quivering from the strain and you know if you sit down you're just going to ruin your upholstery. After twenty or so minutes of stop and go traffic you give in and just sit down in your own filth and shame. It's horrible...